The Official Quonsar Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Quonsar, REAL QUONSAR.  This site is awesome.    My name is Joe and I can't stop thinking about Quonsar.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Quonsar is a mammal.

2.    Quonsar is on #mefi ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Quonsar is to flip out and snark people on Metafilter.

Weapons and gear:

Bong                   Steaks   

2trak.com

Testimonial:

Quonsar can snark anyone he wants!  Quonsar derails conversations ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guys is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Quonsar who was eating steaks.  And when some dude posted a callout on Metatalk the Quonsar snarked the whole thread.  My friend Matt said that he saw Quonsar totally put up a 2trak image just because some kid started a political post.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Quonsar has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will get sarcastic!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Quonsar is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Quonsar us fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to go to Michigan next year.  I love Quonsar with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Quonsar?

A: Quonsar is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Quonsar is very serious and insightful.

Q: I heard that Quonsar is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Quonsar can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Quonsar do when he's not on #mefi or snarking?

A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometime he huffs bonghits.  (Ask Matt if you don't believe me.)